I'm Sarah. 26. Actor/Writer/Comedian I'm on the house team NIght Shift at The Peoples Improv Theater (Mondays 10pm) in NYC. I'm also on an indie, all girl team, Piscolada. I write plays and act in them. Sometimes they get reviewed and people even pay to see them. I'm also an equity actor.

By day, I'm a "freelance childcare professional."

In my dreams, I'm an animal whisperer.

I like general mischief and clothes with animals on them. I like boys. I like girls. I like space and dinosaurs. I love comedy. I love living in Brooklyn. I love puppies.

 

Me on a forest adventure with my love, in the little valley behind my childhood home.

Me on a forest adventure with my love, in the little valley behind my childhood home.

I almost sat on this cat. Good thing I turned on the light in time.

misjudgments:

becausethisismyshow:


“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” 
-Tina Fey

THIS QUOTE. 

This is why society’s perception of beauty is blurred.

misjudgments:

becausethisismyshow:

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

THIS QUOTE. 

This is why society’s perception of beauty is blurred.

For a minute they sat thinking about it — about worlds spinning on a single axle in dying harmony — and no one said anything.

Wolves of the Calla (Dark Tower V) by Stephen King

Guys I’m moving! Found a beautiful 3 story for free in the hallway.

Guys I’m moving! Found a beautiful 3 story for free in the hallway.