I'm Sarah. 26. Actor/Writer/Comedian I'm on the house team NIght Shift at The Peoples Improv Theater (Mondays 10pm) in NYC. I'm also on an indie, all girl team, Piscolada. I write plays and act in them. Sometimes they get reviewed and people even pay to see them. I'm also an equity actor.

By day, I'm a "freelance childcare professional."

In my dreams, I'm an animal whisperer.

I like general mischief and clothes with animals on them. I like boys. I like girls. I like space and dinosaurs. I love comedy. I love living in Brooklyn. I love puppies.

 

I’ve been harassed by men in public 5 times this week. From catcalls to a man staring at me and rubbing his package on the train. I’ve been silent, because speaking up will get you beaten up or worse, but I’m so completely fed up. I’m either never going to leave my house or wail on the next motherfucker who looks at me wrong. I don’t believe in violence, but me and “dat butt” have shit to do.

miserablyprivileged:

sixpenceee:

littlekiwifrog:

Tear-drinking Butterflies

In the Amazon, it’s not uncommon to see groups of colorful butterflies fluttering around turtles basking along the river. This is because they drink the turtles’ tears—an invaluable source of salt for the herbivorous butterflies.

(source)

This is so cool

but why are the turtles so sad

smyrno:

May you find your Tower, Roland, and breach it, and may you climb to the top!

smyrno:

May you find your Tower, Roland, and breach it, and may you climb to the top!

euo:

“You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it.”
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) dir. Milos Forman

euo:

You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it.”

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) dir. Milos Forman

I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up, let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face, or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day, to think about you enough. I feel like I’m gonna live a thousand years cause that’s how long it’s gonna take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you. I don’t wanna be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real.

Louis C. K. (via funvee)

(Source: ganjachick)